oo3. [video]

[littlebratziska]

[A small annoyed girl with a riding crop is (sort of) glaring impatiently at the screen, but then what else is new for her?]Miles! This foolishly foolish porter appears to have malfunctioned, and as such I need a ride home. Hmph. I suppose that I've missed all of my classes, and shall now be expected to make up the work. Perhaps it's lucky that

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[gallitrap]

[.... oh. Well. This will be fun.]

... Welcome back.

[littlebratziska]

Ruka?

.... what do you mean, welcome back? I wasn't gone that long.

[gallitrap]

[flatly:] It's May now.

[littlebratziska]

Wh-what?

Th-that's perfectly foolish, Ruka!

[gallitrap]

Check a newspaper stand, if you don't believe me. Even if they're a couple days out of date the month and year will be right.

[littlebratziska]

But-

That's impossible!

[gallitrap]

[Just. this face.]

[If this were video, anyway. Which it probably isn't since Ruka didn't bother to lock it. So instead there's a pause, and then,]

It's the truth.

[littlebratziska]

B-but...

It's completely illogical!

[gallitrap]

You still expect logic from this place? [Franziska, your younger brother turned into a polar bear. Speaking of; Ruka's voice isn't exactly comforting because oh god her stress levels, but she's trying, dammit.]

There's more. Do you want to know now, or should I wait?

[littlebratziska]

How could it just skip me like that? I-I'm Franziska von Karma-

[And what she just disappeared how could that ever have HAPPENED?]

Hmph. Tell me now.

[gallitrap]

[there is a weighty pause.]

He's gone.

[littlebratziska]

[A PAUSE ON FRANZIE'S END.]

Who are you talking about?

[gallitrap]

Miles Edgeworth.

... For three months, now.

[littlebratziska]

H-he what?

[gallitrap]

ExPorted. ... Twice, if you want to be technical, but the first one was only a day and a half.

[Someone sounds bitter. ... er than usual.]

[littlebratziska]

T-then clearly it is only a matter of time and he will be back.