[video]

[miaiam]

[Mia is standing in front of the video screen. The lighting is just bright enough to tell that she's wearing a black domino mask and a yellow hooded cape can be seen shrouding her hair. A long black bow is visible, slung across her right shoulder. She's holding on to her newly acquired dog tags in her left hand and the communicator in her right,

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[video]

[batghoul]

[Have a sweaty girl staring back at you. And it sounds like she's punching or kicking something while she talks.]

You're in the City.

Um... Speedy, right?

[video]

[miaiam]

[Mia looks at the girl staring back at her on the screen. She squints a little to see what the girl's doing and if she knows her. She has no clue who she is.]

Speedy, that's me!

She flashes a smile, it's a little bit goofy, but it's the one she uses when the people of Star City recognize her]

Yeah, yeah Star City, but um... wait. Back it up. Who are you?

[video]

[batghoul]

[Whatever she's punching with her free hand is off-screen, but it's making a sound distinctly similar to a punching bag.]

Not Star City. The City.

Cassandra. Worked with... Green Arrow once.

[video]

[miaiam]

[Mia's brow furrows as she tries harder to make out who this girl is now that she's mentioned Green Arrow.]

Oh. OK. Um. Where is The City? Like am I East Coast, West Coast? On another planet?

You know GA? ......Wait, why did you pause there?

[side-eyes the girl]

voice;

[homomachinis]

I have never heard someone compare this place to a scene out of True Lies.

Yeah, it's not that. Unfortunately, it's more up the alternate universe alley.

voice;

[miaiam]

Well, excuse me, I've never heard anyone tell me what I'm experiencing before, jerkweed.

voice;

[homomachinis]

Just passing along some friendly advice. We've all been through it.

voice;

[miaiam]

Been through what? Whatever the hell this is with the lady laughing in my face and the Big Brother tags and weird screens or GA's horrible Arnold impression?

[bigreveal]

Neither Green Arrow is here.

Nor is Arsenal.

voice;

[miaiam]

None of them? Hrm. Um, what about Black Canary?

[There's a slight octave rise in her voice as she says the name Black Canary]

[bigreveal]

Dinah is not here either.

Of superhero crews from where we're from, Gotham is the most highly represented here.

[miaiam]

Oh.

Hm.

You mean like the Big B and R? OK, cool, I hope Robin is here...

Um. Sooo who are you?

[invisiblemisfit]

You're new here?

[miaiam]

I dunno, I guess?!?!

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[miaiam]

'Scuse?

text

[miaiam]

So, whoa, here's what I read in this text:
- blah blah blah
- some truths about GA
- defamatory allegations that we're "weirdly incestuous" which I would just like to categorically deny!
- etc.

So. Haters gonna hate~