[video]
[Ladd starts the video splayed across the sofa, clearly a little tipsy. Where he got the booze from in the middle of a pigeon attack is anyone's guess, but he hardly seems very sober at the moment. If you look closely, there's a small pile of rat and pigeon corpses in the corner.]
Y'know, this whole attack of the vermin thing has got me thinking. I guess it's probably got to do with the fact that there's some clunky tincan bastard running a gang of furry and feathered idiots running about claiming he's a king and all. That sort of thing really pisses me off! I mean, those sort of people who feel like they're on top of the world and all. Don't you just want to kill them? It's so satisfying to crush their stupid little windpipes and watch that confidence drain from their eyes...
[There's a pause, as Ladd drinks some alcoholic beverage from a glass on the table. He lets out a satisfied "aaah" before continuing.]
But that's not why I'm making this video! I want to talk about love. See, I see a lot of happy couples walking down the streets in this city and, if I'm quite honest, it's got me a little homesick! See, I've got a beautiful girl waiting for me back home but ever since I've been here, I haven't got a chance to see her! How sad is that?
Just think: My poor Lua, all on her own! No one to protect her but Graham. As much as I trust that little bastard, I still don't trust him enough. I mean, what if someone kills her? Can you imagine that? It's tragic, y'know?
I wouldn't want someone else killing her for me. My own wish in life is to kill my darling Lua when it's only me and her left. Ah, it's beautiful! None of those bastard couples I see around have that sort of link. She deserves to die by my hand- I won't have anyone else touching her! Someday, when everyone else has been killed off, me and my Lua will be united in loving harmony while I strangle the very last breath out of her--
[There's a pause as he takes another swig of the drink.]
Eh, I didn't mean to get so soppy there. But love is love! What can I do to stop it? Death will be the only thing to part me and Lua for real. And what a beautiful day that will be! Those are just my thoughts, anyway. Here's hoping my dear, sweet Lua will be returned to me!
[He raises the glass and downs the rest of the drink with great gusto. What a romantic that Ladd is!~]
Y'know, this whole attack of the vermin thing has got me thinking. I guess it's probably got to do with the fact that there's some clunky tincan bastard running a gang of furry and feathered idiots running about claiming he's a king and all. That sort of thing really pisses me off! I mean, those sort of people who feel like they're on top of the world and all. Don't you just want to kill them? It's so satisfying to crush their stupid little windpipes and watch that confidence drain from their eyes...
[There's a pause, as Ladd drinks some alcoholic beverage from a glass on the table. He lets out a satisfied "aaah" before continuing.]
But that's not why I'm making this video! I want to talk about love. See, I see a lot of happy couples walking down the streets in this city and, if I'm quite honest, it's got me a little homesick! See, I've got a beautiful girl waiting for me back home but ever since I've been here, I haven't got a chance to see her! How sad is that?
Just think: My poor Lua, all on her own! No one to protect her but Graham. As much as I trust that little bastard, I still don't trust him enough. I mean, what if someone kills her? Can you imagine that? It's tragic, y'know?
I wouldn't want someone else killing her for me. My own wish in life is to kill my darling Lua when it's only me and her left. Ah, it's beautiful! None of those bastard couples I see around have that sort of link. She deserves to die by my hand- I won't have anyone else touching her! Someday, when everyone else has been killed off, me and my Lua will be united in loving harmony while I strangle the very last breath out of her--
[There's a pause as he takes another swig of the drink.]
Eh, I didn't mean to get so soppy there. But love is love! What can I do to stop it? Death will be the only thing to part me and Lua for real. And what a beautiful day that will be! Those are just my thoughts, anyway. Here's hoping my dear, sweet Lua will be returned to me!
[He raises the glass and downs the rest of the drink with great gusto. What a romantic that Ladd is!~]