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[swwag]

I don't know about anyone else in this gutter, but I'm gettin' pretty damn tired a bein' trapped inside while some wannabe emperor sics plaguebeasts all fuckin' nilly-willy on us. It's an insult to people a my bloodline - legitimate conquerors.

[lots of bird noises. every once in a while there's a sharp crack like lightning or, you know, wwhite

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[disillusionists]

[ who else could this be. seriously. ]

Color me impressed.

[swwag]

dont wworry i wwill

[trying so hard to be aloof. so hard.]

[disillusionists]

Do you plan to lead this attack against the cementland creatures of the City?

[swwag]

a course not
theres a leader somewwhere in the city and wwith the fuckin spectacular number a you fakemages runnin around one a you can fake up some wway to find him and call it magic as per usual
or wwe can do it the sensical wway and just look for him
either wway its not as fuckin difficult as evveryone is makin it out to be

[disillusionists]

No, it is not.
Perhaps everyone should begin thinking like you.

[swwag]

fuck thank you
someones finally seein some measure a sense its a god damn miracle
dowwnright apoplectic
gams havvin a fit somewwhere right noww thanks to this elucidation
god im fuckin turnin into kar thanks to this citys amount a bullshit
though honestly if evveryone wwas a my owwn personal persuasion most a you wwould be dead already

[disillusionists]

Ah, that's right.
Your insistence on killing everyone for no considerable reason.
Excuse me.
Evveryone.

[swwag]

wwell not evveryone fuck wwhat sorta psycho are you takin me for here
theres a small percentage that doesnt send me into fits a nausea on a regular basis
and i got plenty good reason for wwantin a large percentage a you dead

[disillusionists]

What reasons are these then?
Or is it simply because we are lowbloods?

[swwag]

wwell spreadin the lies inherent in magic for one
bein disrespectful for twwo
at least three a you havve tried killin me god damn
and the vvicious dog eat dog society a your wworld i mean fuck theres just so many reasons fakemage
you all bein lowwblooded isnt evven the main concern here

[most of those are incredibly silly reasons, but wwhatevver.]

[disillusionists]

[ these are all stupid reasons... ]

Oh, with this alone, the people of the City are so deserving of your wrath.
In fact, I could write a compilation of the tragedy of the City after it invoked the fury of CA, detailing the desperate plights of lowbloods and magic-users as they scurried from the ferocity of His of the Purest Bloodline.

[swwag]

this is that human thing called sarcasm again isnt it

[disillusionists]

Oh. You're catching on.
Congratulations.

[swwag]

real cute fakemage
unfortunately ivve been dealin wwith someone infinitely surpassin you in convversational skill intelligence and ability to piss me off and he doesnt evven need charlatanism to do it
this is basically the levvel a wwiggler time bullshit ivve come to expect from you and your ilk compared to the rigorous fuckin trainin a my patience ivve suffered for the past three months
sorry better luck next time

[disillusionists]

Oh? Who is this mysteriously impressive being then?

[swwag]

unimportant
just knoww ivve growwn since our last showwdowwn fakemage it wwont be a repeat a last time