002: Video

[bestkindofcrazy]

[This time, the feed is much less staticky, and opens on Harry sitting on the couch at his apartment with his feet up, looking slightly less dead.]Soooo. Hey. Guess this thing and me didn't get off to such a great start, so let's try again. Now I've got some sleep and a working comm, thanks to Ted. So. The name's Harry Dresden, spelled like the

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[notniteowl]

Don't ask me, buddy, I've got a job working for Tony Stark.

[bestkindofcrazy]

Well whoop de doop for you, Teddy, I'd ask for a job but I'd probably end up making Iron Man drop out of the air or something.

WELL I WAS GONNA CREEP but this is too good an opportunity

[liverletdie]

I probably wouldn't hire you anyway. No offense, but I hate magic.

[bestkindofcrazy]

Don't worry, I get worse than that every time some smartass calls the office.

On which note, holy crap you're Iron Man.

[liverletdie]

It's one of the pains of being so technologically advanced. Us techies just don't like magic. No rules or anything.

And yes, I'm Iron Man. Is this going to be a fawning or yelling affair?

[bestkindofcrazy]

Yeah, well, I'm an extra reason to hate magic. I break your advanced tech. By walking past. Makes life a lot more primitive, gotta tell ya.

Neither. I'm done.

[Winning grin!]

[liverletdie]

[ The guy with internal nanotech is now making an active policy to avoid Harry Dresden ]

Note to self: avoid you when I'm in the suit.

[bestkindofcrazy]

I'd avoid me full stop, if I were you. I don't trust me around you. You know. Internal machinery.

I'll try and send you a warning if I'm going to be throwing magic around your part of town.

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[liverletdie]

Please try to not say that, if you please.

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[bestkindofcrazy]

Sorry. Slipped out.

Seriously. I'm not looking to piss you off. I'm still getting used to this whole you're-real thing.

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[liverletdie]

It's understandable. However, the whole internal electronics thing? Something I've managed to keep on the down-low for two years. I'd prefer it to remain that way.

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[bestkindofcrazy]

Mouth shut. Promise. I can see why you'd want to keep that quiet.

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[liverletdie]

Good. Now onto another question:

How much do you know about me?

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[bestkindofcrazy]

Uh. Depends on which you this is.

Less than I know about, say, Spidey. More than I do about most people I've actually met.

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[liverletdie]

Ah yes, alternate universes. I haven't heard or met any other mes who have internal electronics, so let's go with the likely option.

How much.

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[bestkindofcrazy]

You want a list? Because I don't know when you came from, and I'm pretty sure telling you more than you should know this way is pretty much as likely to cause an almighty screwup as an accurate bit of scrying.

I'm not going to go running my mouth off about it. And I'm not planning on coming within a million miles of you if I can help it, for obvious reasons, so there's no need to worry about my evil schemes. Can we just leave it at that?