001: Video

[bestkindofcrazy]

[The video feed is shot through with static and frequently fizzles out for a couple of seconds, but what you can see of the picture is a tall, tired-looking man in his mid thirties. His face is peppered with relatively fresh wounds, and there are dark circles under his eyes. He's also scowling like somebody just shot his puppy]

Oh I am so not in the

Comments

Re: Video

[bestkindofcrazy]

[Let's see. Alright?]

Uh. Does your definition of alri-kkkkfffzzzkkk-ver getting spirited away to some weird paralle-ffzzzzkkk-ersion of New York and given some electronic thingummy that can't deal with being near a wiz-kkkkffffkssss-ars above this thing is a pain in the ass.

Re: Video

[bestkindofcrazy]

Not hurt, no, I'm fine, kiddo.

[The feed fuzzes right out for a couple of seconds, coming back on mid-sentence]

-ere's any chance you could tell me how I got here, is there?

Re: Video

[bestkindofcrazy]

Awesome. Could've done that at home.

Re: Video

[bestkindofcrazy]

Great. They chose a great way of kkkshkkkecruiting us, didn't they? I do have an office for this kind of thing, you knkssssWell. Did.