seven. voice.

[afeatherpillow]

[Katurian still isn't so great at public speaking - aside from his storytelling - and when the communicator clicks on, it takes him several moments to find his words. All the same, he's steadier than usual. Controlled.]

I have good news. Everyone. [Pause.] As of this morning, I've entered a reformation program to help me adjust to living in the

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Voice - :o| Katurian, bro, your life sucks

[hasgonehonkers]

You all sure you want to be up and out at the outside world brother?

Voice - SOB

[afeatherpillow]

You're still on that.

Voice - AT LEAST he doesn't know how to sneak into his play

[hasgonehonkers]

You're motherfuckin right I all am! Said I wouldn't up and not get my remember on for a brother being up at as helpful as you was.

Voice - Katurian would never let his play get ruined by murderous clowns :|

[afeatherpillow]

So you're going to try to find me, huh? You're going to try to find me and hurt me because I told you to use your fucking manners.

Voice - He wouldn't ruin it completely. He'd certainly make the play night memorable.

[hasgonehonkers]

Oh that's not all motherfuckin what it's all motherfuckin about! It's because you all told me to do something at all motherfucker, it's not a low blood's place to up and at tell a high blood what they should be at doing. Besides motherfucker, I'm up and at giving you a motherfucking choice.

Just have to got one wicked good joke.

Voice - OH, GAMZEE...

[afeatherpillow]

What?

Voice

[hasgonehonkers]

You all up and not motherfucking at listening to the noise I'm all making at you?!

Voice

[afeatherpillow]

No, hold on. I want to see if I've got this straight. You are giving me a choice to either tell you a joke or face your wrath?

You know what? I can just say permavoice can't I? PERMAVOICE

[hasgonehonkers]

Yeah, if you want to make it all that motherfucking simple simple bro.

HUZZAH

[afeatherpillow]

That's the most stupid fucking thing I've ever heard.

[hasgonehonkers]

Probably won't all motherfuckin think that when I all motherfucking find you.

[afeatherpillow]

Yeah, you motherfucking find me. I'll call every superhero to my door so fast your head will spin.

[hasgonehonkers]

[He sounds delighted.]

Go for it bro.

[afeatherpillow]

Because I am sick of begging for my life from people who don't value it in the first place!

[hasgonehonkers]

You all don't motherfucking think a joke has got up at having value?!

[afeatherpillow]

No, I wouldn't put my well being on par with a knock-knock joke, thank you. Jesus, do you even hear yourself?