[video] Two Men and a Car; Timed to Thursday Afternoon
[The video opens to a rare image of the Doctor wearing a beanie and a horribly clashing sweater. He’s managing to walk and talk and even record at the same time. Yes, this man is multi-talented. Also, he seems to have a sitter friend along for whatever this is.
The background seems rather poorly lit in reds and blues and the voices all seem to echo around.]
Hello, Rory!
[Jack will take this opportunity to quite rudely barge into the viewscreen, waving.]
Who’re you talking to? Rory? Hey, if you’ve ever wanted to meet the evil twin of Bob Marley, they’ve got him here. Also the Fun King of Spelunking, apparently! Though I haven’t seen him yet, huh. Anyway. I don’t suppose anyone you know would like about a billion floaty pens? For no reason whatsoever, of course.
[And back to the one people actually want to talk to.]
They’re for souvenirs!
I bought everyone a floaty pen! Well, not everyone because that would just defeat the point of people coming up here and they should! There’s even a mummy.
[Lowers his voice and moves closer to the comm]
It’s not a real mummy sorry to say, but you can throw coins at it!
[Pff, sorry, no, they want to talk to the handsome charming guy who doesn’t buy a billion floaty pens. So here he is, stealing the comm back.]
The mummy is pretty brilliant, I’ll give you that. So are the caves! --Cheesy, yeah, but that’s kind of the point. If you ever wanted to see pictures of me with a mummy, though, let me just say you definitely will. The biggest slideshow ever when we get back.
[Aaaannndddd back to the interesting one]
Lots of pictures! This one loves himself more than he loves everything else.
We’re probably heading to Pennsylvania next; I haven’t seen the Mercer Museum since it opened. Oh a goblin made of rock. Fantastic!
You humans really are a creative bunch!
The background seems rather poorly lit in reds and blues and the voices all seem to echo around.]
Hello, Rory!
[Jack will take this opportunity to quite rudely barge into the viewscreen, waving.]
Who’re you talking to? Rory? Hey, if you’ve ever wanted to meet the evil twin of Bob Marley, they’ve got him here. Also the Fun King of Spelunking, apparently! Though I haven’t seen him yet, huh. Anyway. I don’t suppose anyone you know would like about a billion floaty pens? For no reason whatsoever, of course.
[And back to the one people actually want to talk to.]
They’re for souvenirs!
I bought everyone a floaty pen! Well, not everyone because that would just defeat the point of people coming up here and they should! There’s even a mummy.
[Lowers his voice and moves closer to the comm]
It’s not a real mummy sorry to say, but you can throw coins at it!
[Pff, sorry, no, they want to talk to the handsome charming guy who doesn’t buy a billion floaty pens. So here he is, stealing the comm back.]
The mummy is pretty brilliant, I’ll give you that. So are the caves! --Cheesy, yeah, but that’s kind of the point. If you ever wanted to see pictures of me with a mummy, though, let me just say you definitely will. The biggest slideshow ever when we get back.
[Aaaannndddd back to the interesting one]
Lots of pictures! This one loves himself more than he loves everything else.
We’re probably heading to Pennsylvania next; I haven’t seen the Mercer Museum since it opened. Oh a goblin made of rock. Fantastic!
You humans really are a creative bunch!