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[supermanliness]

[The feed opens on the sound of an outdoor cafe, all chattering voices and traffic. There's a mildly smiling face looking into the camera, the top of that red and yellow S-shield on his chest just in view at the edge of the frame.]Hello. I won't waste anyone's time asking the questions that seem popular with newcomers--scanning the network answered

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[haki]

S-S-SssSuuuuperman????

[supermanliness]

That's right. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[haki]

Are you really the Cap's friend? Are you really a hero? I'M LUFFY!!

[supermanliness]

Well, Luffy, I'm certainly the Cap's friend, and I have been called a hero. It looks like I'm the Superman you've apparently heard of.

1/3

[haki]

Be my friend!

2/3

[haki]

Ah, NO--

3/3

[haki]

WILL YOU JOIN MY CREEEW?!

[supermanliness]

[okay he really can't stop an.. amused smile... HE TRIED IT'S JUST NOT WORKING]

Being your friend, I can do. But joining your crew? I might need a little more information there.

[haki]

My crew! We're all pirates. Cap said he couldn't join when I asked him, but I thought I should ask you too!

[supermanliness]

Pirates. [just... rubbing his chin so thoughtfully...]

No, I'm afraid I've got a few too many obligations for that. I appreciate the offer, though.

[haki]

[ laughs ] It's okay! We can still be friends, right?

[supermanliness]

I'd be glad to be. And I'll be sure to let you know if I see anyone looking to get into piracy.

[haki]

Thanks anyway, but you don't have to. I want to find more members myself!

[supermanliness]

[that gets a smile.] A hand-picked crew?

[haki]

I'm the captain, so I need to pick the best there is if I'm gonna be the King of Pirates!

[supermanliness]

That's quite a goal. What's it entail?