voice ✱ this place isn't big enough for you and me

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[The voice is male, young, lightly accented (Cantonese, if you've got the ear for it), and panicked. Just your typical HI I'M IN THE CITY NOW HUH post.]Oh my god. What. What the actual f-fuck is this. I need - if things would just make sense for more than two minutes at a time

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[meowminx]

League, huh?

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They're pretty much the go to people, I've found.

permavoice

[meowminx]

Yes, I know some of them.

[ And kind of is a member but that's not public knowledge. ]

permavoice as well!

[atomicsized]

So they're here? Stuff's under control?

[Oh Ryan, why so ingenue.]

also voice

[russianreverse]

There is a form of the League here, yes.

[atomicsized]

Oh, thank go— wait. "A form of." So do they come with mustaches or are we talking, like, maybe just a different line-up?

[russianreverse]

I don't know the usual line-up. The mustaches would be an interesting choice, though. Much better than leather jackets.

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I-is that what they have here? Have mercy, I don't know what to believe.

permavoice;

[fromscarsdale]

Take a deep breath, kid. Relax, breathe.

permavoice;

[atomicsized]

What good is that gonna do? I'm wasting adrenaline as we speak!

[fromscarsdale]

You're already wasting adrenaline.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[That's right, Ryan actually... screams. He's running a little ragged, okay. Who knows where the fuck he is, even (okay fine, he's still in the building, so there won't be too many people side-eyeing him).]

[permavideo]

[fishnets]

Zatanna, here.

[permavideo]

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[That triggers Ryan's video function, too. He's sans cowl and his uniform's beat up, but he's alive, he's perplexed, and — oh hey, Zatanna! Man, never thought he'd meet her.]

Really? Wow. Hi. Uh. I'm, uh, the Atom. ... The fourth one. [Have a teeny little twisted smile. Small inside joke there.] Wait, so what's going on? I always miss the briefing.

[fishnets]

[Well, hey. Not dead is... fantastic. She didn't exactly know him, but she does get around (hurr hurr).]

I know. [She smiles, though she doesn't exactly get the joke.] Standard crazy alternate universe stuff, really. I know this is a dumb question, but are you okay?

[atomicsized]

I — sure, I guess. Still ranking higher than "black plague victim" or "dead." Apparently.

So um, who's all here? Are we stuck? [He doesn't sound worried.]

permavideo

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[ Stares, scoffs. ]

As if the League isn't big enough already.

permavideo

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[Ryan stares intensely at Harvey. While he's kind of a mess, he IS alive, and Two-Face is more or less the last person he expected to see on the other side of this screen, other than like, Gaga.]

... is that a size joke or not? I honestly can't tell.

[indentcision]

Do I look like a joker to you? [ But it was. ]

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Ha. Hahaha. Great. Do you play the banjo, too?

[He's not sure he's even making sense at this point, but whatever, he's still breathing, so he's still sassing.]