[voice, privated to santo; BACKDATED to friday or saturday or something so that she... has a soul!]
[This is possibly the most heinous post Dust will ever make, and she is fully aware of that! This awareness is manifesting in quietness and extreme awkwardover: home edition. At least she sounds genuine?]
Santo, I... [the longest pause ever, then the biggest sigh ever:] I am so sorry for everything last week. The things I said to you were cruel and untrue, and you never should have had to hear them from anyone, least of all me. I did not even dislike your present! I have it with me now, after, um--[FISHING IT OUT OF HER TRASHCAN]--anyway, the point is that it was funny, and I never even thanked you for it. [Sooraya Qadir awkward pause™] Thank you, Santo.
... And I left Puck in your room, two days ago. I think that he is still there.
Santo, I... [the longest pause ever, then the biggest sigh ever:] I am so sorry for everything last week. The things I said to you were cruel and untrue, and you never should have had to hear them from anyone, least of all me. I did not even dislike your present! I have it with me now, after, um--[FISHING IT OUT OF HER TRASHCAN]--anyway, the point is that it was funny, and I never even thanked you for it. [Sooraya Qadir awkward pause™] Thank you, Santo.
... And I left Puck in your room, two days ago. I think that he is still there.