028. Video Comm, backdated to 2/14

Feb 18, 2011 22:20

[Obi-Wan is in the studio, in his brown under-tunic and jeans, holding a rather battered clipboard. The comm is probably on a table, judging by its height.]

Ah--hello there. I wanted to inform the imPort population--particularly those young people looking to further develop and discipline their powers--that, beginning next week, my partner and I will be offering open classes to--

[There's a knock on the studio door. He looks somewhat chagrined.]

Excuse me.

[It's clear he intended to turn off his comm. But ohhh no. It sort of rolls over on its side as he moves to the door and opens it... to reveal about five or six fresh-faced college kids.]

Good afternoon. What can I do for you gentlemen?

Uh. Are you Ben Altman?

Yes, I am.

Awesome. Okay. And a one, two...

[There's the sound of a pitch pipe. And then, without any further warning, the college kids just launch directly into an a cappella cover of the Elephant Love Medley.]

[Congratulations, network. This is the most embarrassed you will ever see a Jedi Master. :D]

† obi-wan kenobi | the negotiator

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