Feb 05, 2011 20:11
[ Bart Clinton, gorgeous blond news anchor, appears on the screen and is shuffling his papers. He looks straight to the camera and continues to speak grimly. It appears you've caught him in the middle of a news story: ]
--notorious hit man, Barney St. James was found dead on the corner of 9th and 8th earlier today by a sanitary worker.
St. James has a criminal record in shop lifting and grand theft auto, but was under heavy police suspicion for his involvement with the crime families in the greater New England area. Officer Roger Stevens had this to say,
[ The video cuts to a big guy in a police uniform at the scene of the crime. ]
"Rest assured, this is a criminal act. Police will be investigating and treating this case just the same as any other homicidal inspection."
[ Cutting back to the studio. ]
Police have reported that the only other object found at the scene of the crime was a single card--Ace of Spades--with St. James's blood.
And now going back to our live broadcast of the Joker's terrorist acts across the City today...Trisha Takinawa is on the scene.
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