Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cats, bats, rats, dogs, pigs, ferrets, dragons, snakes, lizards, robots, kangaroos, plants, popsicles, aliens, gods and goddesses, angels and demons, ghosts and goblins, vampires and werewolves, ninjas, pirates and cowboys...
Pop gooooossseeeees the weeeeeeaaaaaasssseeeeellll!
[In the background a massive explosion can be heard, which is a hospital blowing up.]
The joke's on you, my fair City. The joke's. On. You. Ahahahahahahahaha. Now let's have some fun.
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