Jan 30, 2011 21:27
[ It's Ivy! Doing her fancy green-free routine and enjoying glass of wine number... Actually, she stopped counting... Handy thing, chemical intolerance. But she's at a very charming outdoor cafe, surrounded by a lovely park with a romantic winding pathway, near a beautiful duck pond. There is absolutely nothing suspicious about any of this.]
That time of the year already, is it. All romance and flowers and last second proclamations of love. I will say, it doesn't come without it's own special brand of temptation. So many flowers, cut down in their prime for the sake of romance, the poor babies.
But far be it from me to stand in the way of romance.
[Technically she would have to be standing to begin with...]
I, for one, would recommend avoiding any romantic strolls by the park. Terrible weather for it-
[There's a shout and a splash and the sound of what can only be a formally romantically strolling couple now floundering in the beautiful duck pond.]
Really, the state of the paths around here is just unsightly.
† pamela isley | poison ivy