ONE ☢ voice

[unhands]

...Bet the kidnapping spiel's been done to death so I'll skip whining about it.

[ a beat ]

Anyone have some explanation on what the hell is up with all of this? Or can I call myself an [ sneering, mocking voice ] "official X-Man" now?

Tuh. So stupid.

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voice;

[supertorso]

Have you ever heard of The Eagles?

voice;

[unhands]

[ wat ]

.... Hotel California?

voice;

[supertorso]

Pretty much. At least we've got the entire globe instead of just the City.

voice;

[unhands]

You're not going to start singing it, are you?

[ HI HE THINKS YOU'RE INSANE ]

voice;

[supertorso]

Uh... No. I was just throwing the reference out there. No singing from me.

voice;

[unhands]

Fantastic.

[ long pause and then some rustling ]

So we "can never leave"?

voice;

[supertorso]

Not until the Porter decides to send you back, unfortunately.

voice;

[unhands]

Anything else?

voice;

[supertorso]

Did you have superpowers back home?

voice;

[unhands]

Yep.

voice;

[supertorso]

The Porter might not have given you a power, then.

Those are pretty much the basics. The rest of it is learning to deal with the crazy this place throws at you and then finding a place to live and all that.

voice;

[unhands]

[ definitely didn't give him a healing factor. fucker ]

What kind of "crazy"?

voice;

[supertorso]

The water turned sentient for a few hours earlier this month.

voice;

[unhands]

.... Why?

voice;

[supertorso]

No idea. All I know is that I now have a shower radio to drown it out, should it ever happen again.

voice;

[unhands]

What about "crazy and dangerous"?