[He appears in front of the camera, in full uniform, the Iron Cross - first class - on his breast and the Pour Le Merite in its usual place at his throat. Then he holds up a new sort of medal - one he wouldn't trade for the world, right now. A police badge.]
I wish to give my greetings to my new kamaraden - sorry, my new comrades - in the police
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I'm John Raimi.
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Herr Raimi, a pleasure.
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Likewise. Just Raimi is fine if you'd like.
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Ah, Offizier Victoria! I presume you will be one of my superiors, given my new arrival in the police?
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Well, not really. I don't have any seniority so we'll both be the same rank.
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Ah, I see. Well, either way, it will be an honour to serve alongside you.
[And who'd have thought an old-line German officer would have no trouble accepting the concept of a female superior. But he has many reasons for that.]
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Mr...Hammer. Well.
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Guten tag, Mr.Geddoe.
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Not especially. It is duty, what must be done.
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But now what's this! An operational 262 Schwalbe fighter in this day and age? What an unexpected sight! And such a lovely machine too, in that glorious crimson colour. Wherever did you find her? Or is she another product of your interesting power?
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And this Iron Cross was awarded to me in the name of the Kaiser, not the weak-kneed piece of excrement you called a Fuhrer.
[A cigarette is calmly lit. Damned if he'll explain things to an ss man.]
I packed her with me. Customs was a bit of a bother. I will have to demonstrate her capabilities for you. Perhaps the cannon shells will need to be blessed first, but I suspect they will hurt even a demon like you quite a bit.
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Spoken by a member of the vermin who were already hiding or committing suicide while we were still fighting? Irony knows no bounds. As for the Kaiser, I am given to understand he did not care for gutter trash like yourself. As I recall, he was a man who did not care much for cowards, which rather summarizes your entire party, does it not?
And I will not be missing. I never do, as you well know.
Still, perhaps a few German patriots can be salvaged from your brainwashing.
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Hans, my name is Jack Bauer, I pilot one of the force's helicopter units. I'm looking forward to working with you. It'll be good to have more air power on our side.
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Herr Bauer. [He salutes with utter precision.] It will indeed be useful. Now, tell me...
[Because he is still, in his core, the fighter commander. He gets right to business]
What are the capabilities of your craft? Range? Top speed? Service ceiling? Armament?
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[Attached to this transmission is a file containing a more detailed summary of the helicopter's function and performance.]
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Thank heavens helicopters are not the useless appendages I was used to seeing. Speed is not all that good, but excellent for a damned whirligig. Now, the service ceiling is excellent, and that is a good armaments load. I am sure, however, the extra weight does quite a bit of damage to her maneuverability, but that is not the primary purpose.
[He looks back to the camera, obviously satisfied.]
I shall have to see if Fraulein Agatha will be willing to perform some upgrades on my kites. The 262 has plenty of firepower - five cannons and twenty-odd rockets - but I was hoping for some modern detection equipment, since I will be dealing with more than ground flak, probably. One cannot always rely on their eyes, after all.
I will be going up on my first combat air patrol in the morning. I have a...well, a private facility to operate from, so I will not clutter up yours. Perhaps I could see this chopper in action at some point?
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