[11]- There are no words for this. [Video]

Jan 12, 2011 12:51

[Bennett is sitting at her desk talking to someone. Where is that voice coming from?]

But I didn't ask for your opinion!

You asked for my opinion when you boiled me and stuck that stupid bag of leaves in me! Do you realize how much boiling hurts? Huh? Do you?

I suppose I never really thought about it-

Yeah, that's right-

Because my tea isn't supposed to be sentient! Water isn't supposed to talk back! Inanimate! Not alive! You're not supposed to be alive!

Oh please, nerdy girl.  I'm just as alive as you are.  Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to sit here and keep criticizing you.

But I, I didn't do anything to warrant criticism!

You're like a walking dictionary, girl! No one likes a walking dictionary!

[And then out nowhere she smacks the cup and sends it flying across the room. Temper, Bennett. Such a temper. The cup of tea shatters on the wall and the other voice just laughs]

I'm having an argument with...my tea. My tea. I'm having an argument with my tea. That can't, that can't possibly be normal. Not normal.

You're not normal.

...Shut up!

[Feed cuts off so Bennett can go clean up the stupid mess she made.  STUPID TEA.]

† bennett halverson | n/a

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