i'm a motherfucker on a motorcycle

[grenadeball]

everybody

shut the fuck up

and quit being shitheads to each other for reasons of HOLIDAYS LOVE/HATE complex

there are far more legitimate reasons to be shitheads to each other, we all know this

so right now this post is solely for discussing The Fast and The Furious franchise of films

Comments

[rock_it_punch]

I could take Vin Diesel. Fact.

[grenadeball]

yes

but you could not fit into half of the cars he drives

[rock_it_punch]

Point. Which means I'll never get to tokyo drift.

Wait, he wasn't in that one, was he? I only saw the second one.

[grenadeball]

true, vin diesel has yet to get to TOKYO DRIFFFFFFT

same like regular drifting but you write it in kanji symbols and instead of snoop dogg rapping over it, you get a 30 year old japanese guy trying to look like snoop dogg rapping over it

[fishnets]

Would you, ah, recommend them?

[grenadeball]

yes

no

yes

vin diesel is vin diesel in fast cars and shit exploding with vin diesel

[fishnets]

Is it better than Boa vs. Python? That's all you really have to do to sell me.

[grenadeball]

boa vs. python doesn't have vin diesel dropping awful one liners and crossing his arms a lot

of course fast and the furious is better

[grenadeball]

yes/no, and some, respectively

[grenadeball]

why else would i be talking about 'em

[catofprey]

I will watch any movie where that man takes his shirt off.

[grenadeball]

i am far more fascinated with his lips and bald than with his muscles

you can find those anywhere

the facial expressions vin diesel makes are purely unique to vin diesel

also, the fact that like many muscle action stars before him, vin diesel is actually a gigantic nerd, is delightful

[catofprey]

And the voice. It practically gives me goosebumps. The things I would love to hear him say to me.

Agreed. Those brains in that body? I would tie him to my bed any time.

[grenadeball]

i dunno about 'brains'

i do know he puts in enough time into computer games where he pretends to be an ancient mountain wizard to be known for it

if you want brains and body, you best be looking to Dolph fucking Lundgren

yeah that's right, from Rocky IV

he has a masters in chemical engineering and speaks multiple languages

Ivan Drago will break you and make you, no shit

[crackofthunder]

I saw the first one.

I was really rooting for a a train wreck at the end.

[grenadeball]

you have no sense of fun

[crackofthunder]

The slag I don't.

But if it ain't jets, it ain't fast.

[grenadeball]

oh

so you're more of a Top Gun man

hahahahahahaha