07 // [video] - vaguely southern accent

[mockingbirdie]

[Guess who just realized she's not a vampire? Bobbi looks absolutely miserable, though there's a definite look of determination in her eyes.]

Great news, everyone. Turns out I'm not a vampire.

The downside? I think I may owe y'all a few apologies.

[A pause as she clears her throat.]

To everyone who played witness to yet another one of my screw ups,

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[holeheart]

So yer tellin' me this shit is over?

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[mockingbirdie]

Here's hopin'.

You get it too, or just a buddy?

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[holeheart]

My partner. He's been drivin' me and my other... [hmm... how to explain Zangetsu...] my other room mate in-fuckin-sane! We almost took his ass to the hospital. He's asleep now... hopefully he'll be better when he wakes up.

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[mockingbirdie]

I sure hope so.

I hope no one was hurt. Er, hurt worse than what I did, anyway.

[iron_fister]

Don't worry about it.

Glad you're feeling better.

[mockingbirdie]

Aw, Danny...

I feel so terrible about it. Are you okay?

[iron_fister]

I can heal, Bobbi. I'm perfectly fine. Don't worry about it.

Do you know how it started? The... vampire thing, I mean.

[mockingbirdie]

I have no idea. I just woke up Monday with the urge to consume blood.

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[ridethetiger]

If you weren't this... vampire thing, then what were you?

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[mockingbirdie]

[aw, loyal kitteh friend... she's giving you a sheepish look.]

I have no freaking clue.

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[ridethetiger]

[He's just a little confused, and maybe a bit bummed out. Bobbi may have been acting weird but it was cool. :c]

That's too bad. Did you at least get to enjoy the liver?

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[mockingbirdie]

[Poor Ggio! :c]

Oh yes, honey buns. I wanted to thank you for that. You did real good. I suspect you confused the hell outta Cap though.

[She smiles reassuringly.]

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[foreverbouncing]

...You actually bit somebody? I kinda...hid...mostly...

[voice : filtered]

[mockingbirdie]

Yeah. I broke into my buddies' place and tried using them as chew toys.

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[foreverbouncing]

Oh man. That sucks...

I just made a lair. I...I kinda think I was gonna bite Josh but then I fell asleep and when I woke up I was alright.

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[mockingbirdie]

I went a little bite-crazy. I tried to bite my ex-husband, too.

Maybe I have latent cannibalistic tendencies or something.