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[cuts in on a man in a jester's outfit with huge glasses looking off down the street, in mid-sentence]--eel uncomfortable giving a machine my secret identity, but there you are--oh, it's working now. I don't usually talk to myself, I was just thinking aloud.

[seems to steel himself.] Alright. I can do this.

Hello, everybody. I'm Merryman, former protector of Megalopolis and third generation superhero. I left my crime-foiling résumé in my other tights, and naturally I'll do my best to be everything I can be, but let me just say...

Did you ever screw up bringing me here.