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Sep 23, 2010 14:50

No one's asking you to approve of my friends, Mother-WHOOPS ( Read more... )

† sirius black | padfoot

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1/?? bluffing_ruffle September 23 2010, 18:55:30 UTC

2/?? bluffing_ruffle September 23 2010, 18:56:11 UTC

3/?? bluffing_ruffle September 23 2010, 18:56:57 UTC

4/Done bluffing_ruffle September 23 2010, 18:58:05 UTC

You!

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text stealthvirus September 23 2010, 19:30:24 UTC

Did you just say "Merlin"

purmoncul September 23 2010, 19:42:10 UTC

No I said marlin. Old habit, father was a fisherman.

What's going on, please?

voice; hellcommander September 23 2010, 19:36:56 UTC

Well lookie here! There's a familiar face! Sirius, you fucking dog, you! It's been AGES! Now I wonder, do you really not remember or are you just yankin' our collective chain.

Voice purmoncul September 23 2010, 19:54:30 UTC

Oi, what? ...No I really don't...have any idea who you are, sassy voice man. I am lost in a sea of people yelling at me!

Voice hellcommander September 23 2010, 20:14:05 UTC

Damn... well, might as well get reacquainted! My name is Hiruma, Youichi Hiruma, and the last time you were here, you and me were pals. Your name is Sirius Black, codename "Padfoot", for good reason, and you are now in an alternate universe! To prove to you that I am, in fact, a pal, I'll explain this whole thing to you! How's that sound to you?

purmoncul September 23 2010, 20:26:47 UTC

OH THANK YOU GOD. Hiruma, right. His excellent lordship Youichi Hiruma, savior of my sanity, of which there was so little in the first place.

Two things: One. Alternate universe, what the hell. Two. It's weird that you know about Pads. Everyone does apparently, as it's on this lovely necklace that the bint on the telly gave me. Though if she thinks that's getting her asked up after this date, she's fooling herself

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origamiguardian September 23 2010, 19:51:59 UTC

Are you alright? 'Porting in is disconcerting.

purmoncul September 23 2010, 19:55:41 UTC

Hullo. Yes! Not really! I have not Ported anyway! Porting has me!

origamiguardian September 23 2010, 20:34:24 UTC

[pause] The machine that brought you here. It's called the "'Porter".

It teleported you into the City. Here.

[remembers some semblance of manners] I'm Maggie.

purmoncul September 23 2010, 20:41:56 UTC

Charmed. But see, Maggie, everyone keeps telling me that, but no one'll tell me why. The b- the woman on the telly back there said I needed to be more useful this time. What's that about?

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permavoice. sorcerously September 23 2010, 19:52:12 UTC

[She's still feeling embarrassed/odd/etc. after yesterday, but she couldn't let all the familiar British lingo just pass her by.]

This is the City. Have you... been here before?

purmoncul September 23 2010, 19:58:05 UTC

Yes! I am an expert in everything!

[He's also a little hysterical.]

sorcerously September 23 2010, 20:06:24 UTC

[Appropriately offended!]

Well, you don't have to be so rude about it. Usually, when one is welcomed back, they've been in a certain place before.

purmoncul September 23 2010, 20:15:43 UTC

Right. Sorry.

[And he puts the comm down, face-down, on the seat next to him. ABILITY TO DEAL WITH STRANGE WOMEN WHO GET UPSET AT HIM FOR NOT BEING OKAY WITH EVERYTHING BEING STRANGE RIGHT NOW: NON-EXISTANT.]

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