File ME-11 (NOT. VIDEO.): I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt
No matter what you may hear about the events that took place last night, I can assure you that whatever you are told in regards to a person of some importance being discovered in clubs that cater to those who wish to see various imPorts in progressive states of undress is a complete fabrication designed to damage their reputation. Additionally, should anyone attempt to steer the topic toward whether or not said persons were convinced to participate in the removal of their own clothing for such a cause, it is in your best interest to cease communication with him or her at once to avoid the spread of such untruths.
[A beat.]
...Furthermore, any photographic 'evidence' of that person leaving such a club in nothing more than some neckwear and a pair of underclothes stuffed with suitably large bills is very clearly poorly doctored imagery and should be confiscated and destroyed without hesitation.
That is all.
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[Private: Lupin]
[Address.]
Bring my trenchcoat.
[ooc// I REGRET NOTHING]
[A beat.]
...Furthermore, any photographic 'evidence' of that person leaving such a club in nothing more than some neckwear and a pair of underclothes stuffed with suitably large bills is very clearly poorly doctored imagery and should be confiscated and destroyed without hesitation.
That is all.
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[Private: Lupin]
[Address.]
Bring my trenchcoat.
[ooc// I REGRET NOTHING]