Moving day's a bitch. My car's a slut and my toaster ran off with the microwave to make a fucking toaster oven. That's just great. Yeah, anyway, the City's having a great time of wonky crap and stupid doodads that make absolutely no sense at all. What ever happened to the K.I.S.S. method?
[Private to Carmen San Diego]Hun, I can really use the
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And kill your microwave. Worked for me.
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I don't use it any and I like the acronym. People make shit up all the time as they go along. It would be a boring life otherwise.
Hey, speaking of which, how's that nightclub holding up for you?
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Expensive as fuck. I get one thing taken care of, somethin' else breaks on me.
Surprised you're still alive, Sands. As many people as you're probably pissin' off with your "reviews".
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[He smirks then turns the conversation back to the nightclub.]
This is why insurance is important. Anything worth investing in is worth keeping.
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[ I see what you did there. ]
Come to think of it ya been scarce a bit, now. 'Least from what I've seen.
[ He thinks you're amusing, Sheldon, but a shady dude, nonetheless. ]
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[That's the idea. He's not the type to be super friendly and he's rather slippery to catch.]
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[ When all else fails, start pushing buttons, and see what gets a rise. ]
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Ah. Well, it could be just another day in the fucked up place called The City. Welcome to the human race where everyone's drama becomes the stuff soap operas are made of.
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