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[quantumcatboy]

[Sad Schrodinger is sad.]

Has anybody seen this man? [He holds up a poorly drawn picture of the Captain.]

He has been missing for quite some time...

I cannot even enjoy everything that is happening with the police and everyone else right now...

[The news report playing in the background brings up the recent import hostilities, and he can't help

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[Anonymous - Text]

[digikaiser]

Congratulations... you've been pre-approved.

[voice]

[quantumcatboy]

For?

[Anonymous - Text]

[digikaiser]

The free Spay/Neuter clinic we'll be running for all of your friends.

[voice]

[quantumcatboy]

How nice, but I am afraid that we will have to pass.

[notsoloyal]

Oh did he go missing? Such a shame.

[Good riddance. The Major's little bodyguard is out of his way now.]

[quantumcatboy]

Things will be so much quieter now that he is not around.

[notsoloyal]

Things will be so much easier.

[quantumcatboy]

For you? I do not think so.

[loves_war]

It pains me greatly to report, Warrant Officer Schrodinger, but the Captain appears to be absent without leave. Since he would never do such a thing, I fear that only one possible explanation remains to us.

[quantumcatboy]

That is not fair! He was not ordered to go, and he is supposed to be here!

Besides, I was enjoying having someone else to do the heavy lifting...

[loves_war]

Yes, it is astonishing to say, but this may be the first time in over sixty years that the Captain has ever done anything without prior authorization. Such an amazing and strange occurrence! We shall have to demand an explanation from him, once we see him again.

[quantumcatboy]

I want him back...

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[stealthvirus]

Are those real cat ears

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[quantumcatboy]

[The ears twitch responsively.]

Of course they are. Why would you think otherwise?

[stealthvirus]

Good grief

[quantumcatboy]

Is there something wrong with my ears?