And then Tess made hideous things [voice]
Pop quiz, City.
I know there's big things like volcano and the usual "Oh god, my girlfriend/boyfriend/best friend/sex friend/ass bunny has been ported out/killed/brought back to life/kidnapped/fucked by a turnip," BUT! I want you to focus real hard for about two minutes and tell me what your least favorite thing is.
Must be something tangible and inanimate and capable of withstanding the heat of a welder. Or a glue gun. I think I can find the glue gun.
[The sound of what might be furniture and boxes full of particularly jangly and breakable things being moved.] Totally have the glue gun!
I know there's big things like volcano and the usual "Oh god, my girlfriend/boyfriend/best friend/sex friend/ass bunny has been ported out/killed/brought back to life/kidnapped/fucked by a turnip," BUT! I want you to focus real hard for about two minutes and tell me what your least favorite thing is.
Must be something tangible and inanimate and capable of withstanding the heat of a welder. Or a glue gun. I think I can find the glue gun.
[The sound of what might be furniture and boxes full of particularly jangly and breakable things being moved.] Totally have the glue gun!