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shockheadedpete September 11 2010, 00:54:58 UTC
You're responsible for makin' the population aware of current danger?

How'd you get that job? 'Cause it sucks an' there's about 40 or so murders, 130 sex assaults, an' 1,510 robberies a month that you ain't even touched on, so you best get you crackin'.

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bluffing_ruffle September 11 2010, 01:06:16 UTC
I am responsible for it in this instance because I choose to be.

You will notice that I have assigned no blame in the direction of the police force for anything, and therefore, have not done a damned thing to cause you to open your admittedly over-large mouth.

Kindly remove your headset from your nearest orifice of choice and find someone devoting their time to a more asinine pursuit--let us say the latest inquiry as to the definition of 'hero' or whichever imPort begs for assistance in locating a job of their very own--instead of making use of their knowledge for the safety of others, at whom you may then direct both your misplaced sense of self-importance and ire.

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shockheadedpete September 11 2010, 01:27:27 UTC
[Annnnnd Pete is laughing hysterically.]

Wasn't so much criticizin' as pointin' out that it's a kinda funny hobby, bud.

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bluffing_ruffle September 11 2010, 01:33:59 UTC
[...You don't see him raise this eyebrow, but he is.]

It is hardly a hobby. I take no enjoyment out of it.

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shockheadedpete September 11 2010, 01:43:10 UTC
Right. Right. 'course not.

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bluffing_ruffle September 11 2010, 01:45:34 UTC
I assure you, I would rather be home with a cup of good, strong tea and a law book than attempting to trace the murderers.

Or, rather, I would prefer that there be no murderers so that said tea and book are a potential choice. As they exist, I obviously prefer chasing them down so that they are put away. Let us avoid any further dicing of semantics.

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shockheadedpete September 11 2010, 01:53:34 UTC
I ain't totally sure what you just said, but I suspect I agree.

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bluffing_ruffle September 11 2010, 02:00:10 UTC
Hm. That will do, then. I doubt I could get away with asking for more.

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shockheadedpete September 11 2010, 02:03:48 UTC
You don't ask, you sure ain't ever gonna know.

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bluffing_ruffle September 11 2010, 03:36:57 UTC
Oh?

And what, then, is it I should be asking?

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shockheadedpete September 11 2010, 04:23:12 UTC
Now how the hell am I s'posed to know that?

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bluffing_ruffle September 11 2010, 04:24:38 UTC
Well, then. If you don't, then how should I?

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shockheadedpete September 11 2010, 04:36:58 UTC
I was assumin' you knew your own mind, I gotta tell ya.

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bluffing_ruffle September 11 2010, 04:43:40 UTC
Given my memory, I am on occasion astonished that I even have any room left for such a thing.

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