Series XXXVII - Video from Las Vegas

[ajrimmer_ssc]

I've made a very important scientific discovery, everybody. One I'd like to share with all of you. It's quite astonishing, I'm amazed it didn't occur to me sooner. Observe

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[voice]

[chlorodermic]

[WHAT'S THIS? ATTEMPTED HELPFUL ADVICE?]

Did you try dragging her away?

[voice]

[ajrimmer_ssc]

[....Nngh hate you still.]

Problem with that: she can teleport. I drag her away, she simply poofs back when I'm not looking.

[voice]

[chlorodermic]

[83]

Mmmmmmm...

Yeah, then, knocking her out is probably the best option. Unless you can distract her with something else.

[voice]

[ajrimmer_ssc]

I am not knocking my wife unconscious!

[voice]

[chlorodermic]

Hey. You're the one who brought it up.

It's not my money she's wasting.

[voice]

[ajrimmer_ssc]

[HNNNGH LOSING MONEY AUGH]

Yes, yes fine, I'll just whack her on the head, shall I? And then be arrested for domestic battery when the cops arrive, brilliant.

[voice]

[chlorodermic]

Like I said. Your idea. You brought it up.

I'm just saying it's probably the best solution.

Or heck, just slip her that...y'know...date rape drug. Roofies. Whatever they're called.

[voice]

[ajrimmer_ssc]

I AM NOT SLIPPING MY WIFE A ROOFIE!!

[voice]

[chlorodermic]

Fine then. Not my money.

[voice]

[bluffing_ruffle]

Indeed. I should hope that's not necessary by this point, considering that you've already married her.

[voice]

[ajrimmer_ssc]

[Here, Edgie, have some noises of incoherent hatred and rage.]

[bluffing_ruffle]

[Hey, now. Anger's a fine substitute emotion for greed. You ought to thank him for trying to turn you into a new focus beacon, Arnold. See if he ever does things out of friendliness again, tch!]

[ajrimmer_ssc]

[Get out, you utter utter bastardy bastard.]