[Voice] Backdated to this morning.
This - this is crazy! Me n'Ruka were just eating breakfast, when all of a sudden, the blender and a bunch of the other appliances started tryin' to kill us!
I was totally gonna deal with them myself. [Cough.] But, then, outta nowhere, the TOASTER starts fightin' 'em all off! He grabbed my spoon and started beatin' all the other robots off with it! Then he grabs one of the mugs and starts smackin' the other appliances with it! Anyway, our bowls got broken, and so did the waffle iron, so we had to have toast for breakfast. Just look, though!
[It switches to video briefly, and the kitchen has clarly been the sight of an epic battle, broken appliances all over the place. The camera stops on a toaster with arms that has what appears to be a wound from a waffle-iron closing on it. ...it gives a thumbs-up to the camera. Finally, it focuses on what looks like a shattered mug. The astute would be able to make out the letter 'D' and '#1' from the shards on the floor.]
...man, I can't believe he busted up the mug I got Mr. Remus for father's day...
I was totally gonna deal with them myself. [Cough.] But, then, outta nowhere, the TOASTER starts fightin' 'em all off! He grabbed my spoon and started beatin' all the other robots off with it! Then he grabs one of the mugs and starts smackin' the other appliances with it! Anyway, our bowls got broken, and so did the waffle iron, so we had to have toast for breakfast. Just look, though!
[It switches to video briefly, and the kitchen has clarly been the sight of an epic battle, broken appliances all over the place. The camera stops on a toaster with arms that has what appears to be a wound from a waffle-iron closing on it. ...it gives a thumbs-up to the camera. Finally, it focuses on what looks like a shattered mug. The astute would be able to make out the letter 'D' and '#1' from the shards on the floor.]
...man, I can't believe he busted up the mug I got Mr. Remus for father's day...