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rock_it_punch in capeandcowl

14th - Voice; this was supposed to be private to Arana BUT IT ISN'T. OH SANTO.

Jul 12, 2010 16:05

YO ANYA! When are you gonna suck it up and try to ask Rikki out? The sexual tension with you guys is so thick I could probably make a new body out of it

...If it was rock. Or if I was Tensionslide...whatever! Point is, do it, damnit.

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COMBO TIME 1/? kickinsidekick July 12 2010, 21:11:51 UTC

[ If Rikki were drinking something, there would be a spittake here. But she's not. She's eating a bagel which gets lodged in her throat, so she has to choke for five minutes before she can reply. ]

2/? kickinsidekick July 12 2010, 21:14:36 UTC

[ So many things she could say right now. Most of them involving sputtering and/or cursing.

She's just going to spaz a little.]

3/4 kickinsidekick July 12 2010, 21:16:17 UTC

[ Oh God Anya's already seen this. And she's taken care of the "I'm going to kill you" thing. So Rikki can't say that. Redundancy is bad. ]

4/4 VOICE and done kickinsidekick July 12 2010, 21:17:49 UTC

Oh my God.

Filters- learn to freaking use them!

rock_it_punch July 12 2010, 21:18:30 UTC

[sputter!] I THOUGHT I DID! I must have mistyped a thing.

kickinsidekick July 12 2010, 21:20:42 UTC

I cannot believe you! You- you- you-

[ ANGRY SPUTTERING. She sounds like someone's trying to start a lawnmower. Underwater. ]

You actually- aaaaaargh! At least it'll comfort Rikku to know exactly why you have to die.

Oh my god!

rock_it_punch July 12 2010, 21:23:03 UTC

It. Was. An. Acccident.

kickinsidekick July 12 2010, 21:25:25 UTC

[ No reply except for muffled screaming. She just put a pillow over her face and shrieked. ]

rock_it_punch July 12 2010, 21:27:19 UTC

Look, I know I screwed up and all but you guys are taking this way too hard.

kickinsidekick July 12 2010, 21:31:47 UTC

[ Rikki sounds really snarly. Redhead temper is go. ] Santo, you jerk. I-

[ and then filters! She uses one! ]

[private]

I don't actually care that you blurted out personal stuff about me to an entire network full of people, some of whom are super villains, and it's not that I'm mad about being embarrassed cause you could do worse, but she's really embarrassed now! And that sucks. Things were complicated enough and now- hhhhhhhhhhgh.

Private rock_it_punch July 12 2010, 21:34:35 UTC

Well, as long as you let her know you're not embarrassed at the idea of her wanting to date you it should turn out cool, right?

...

I hope?

Private kickinsidekick July 12 2010, 21:44:53 UTC

It's not that simple!

Also I want to know where you got this delusion that you get veto power and to nominate candidates for my love life. If Anya was going to ask me out, I'd want it to be because she likes me and wants to date me, not because you bugged her to!

Private rock_it_punch July 12 2010, 21:47:58 UTC

Man, I'm just trying to make my friends happy by getting two people who like each other together. And this is why I don't do more nice things! Totally unappreciated.

Private kickinsidekick July 12 2010, 21:56:44 UTC

[ A pause. Oh God Santo you and your big dumb straightforward logic. Too bad relationship logic isn't real logic in the same way Santo logic isn't real logic. ]

I will never understand what goes on inside your head.

Private rock_it_punch July 12 2010, 21:59:07 UTC

Awesome goes on.

Private kickinsidekick July 12 2010, 22:01:14 UTC

If by awesome you mean "no thinking at all ever", then yes.

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