[Video] late night...

[fangsmile]

[Well, for once he’s giving a video post where he’s not beaten all to hell. Unfortunately… he does appear to be drunk. Anyone who knows him from his universe should know it’s really, really hard for him to get drunk thanks to his healing factor. So he must have drank an entire saloon out of business to accomplish that

Comments

[hackeralastair]

No, she can't.

Not unless you have something she really really wants, which pretty much none of us do, and even then I'll bet you any money she screws you over in the end.

[video]

[fangsmile]

Well she ain't stupid. If we didn't have something she wants... she wouldn't have brought us here.

So we got something.

[voice on this end]

[hackeralastair]

We're her toys. Her pawns. The only thing she wants from us is amusement. She pulls shit just to mess with us for her own purposes. And the only time she actually begged us to help her was when her backup disk went missing - and look how wonderful that turned out.

Feel free to try, man, but I'm saying you'd just be wasting your time.

[fangsmile]

Hey, man, amusement is still a need. Maybe all we have to do is make it seem more fucking amusing for her to do the shit we want. [He doesn't even know, he's just rambling now.]

voice;

[blinksawaykids]

I could be of some assistance.

video

[fangsmile]

That I'd like to see.

switches to vidya!

[blinksawaykids]

I saw inside her briefly.

video

[fangsmile]

And? You know how to press her buttons?

[meowminx]

Go ahead and try. It would be fun to see her fry you.

[Video]

[fangsmile]

Hey, here's hoping she brought me here specifically to take you down a peg or two, feline.

[voice]

[meowminx]

You've done such a great job with that, Vic.

[voice]

[fangsmile]

Well I figure letting you keep going down on the Runt is the best possible way to humiliate you.

[voice]

[stillawitch]

[her voice is cautious, but otherwise unreadable]

You're drunk.

[voice]

[fangsmile]

I don't get drunk.

...you're drunk. Shut up.

[stillawitch]

[flicks the video feed on, looking unimpressed]

What's wrong with you?

[video]

[fangsmile]

[Growly mumble growly-growl of cranky drunkedness.]

Ain't nothing wrong with... [Sigh.] Well what do you care? Don't you have some debutante ball or something to prepare for instead of bothing me?

[Video]

[hhhhfuckedagain]

Hey, douchebag. Down on your luck?

[Video]

[fangsmile]

Ain't got nothin' to do with you, you ass-guzzling whore. Shouldn't you be biting off some John's dick right about now?

[Video]

[hhhhfuckedagain]

No, that's only for very special people. Pity I didn't get a chance to do it to you, fuckbucket.

Sounds like you've had a bit too much to drink.

[Video]

[fangsmile]

Maybe. You wanna hold my hair back for me like a good girlfriend?