[voice]

[jewpryde]

ooc: backdated to the 4th!

[There is a lot of coughing before Kitty starts to speak.]

How fast do eyebrows grow back? Because I'm pretty sure I just singed mine off.

Oh God, everything tastes like burning.

[More coughing!]

This stupid holiday, stupid fireworks, stupid explosives I should have phased faster than that aughhh.

Comments

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

ARE YOU OKAY?!

Voice;

[jewpryde]

Oh yeah, totally cool. I mean, everything just tastes like I licked a charcoal grill but I mean that's normal, right?

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

What in the god dang samhill are you doing?!

Voice;

[jewpryde]

Uh.

Celebrating the birth of this country?

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

Can't do it in a safer way?

Voice;

[jewpryde]

This was plenty safe!

... up until the part where things exploded in my face.

Sam my face hurts.

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

Do you want me to take you to the clinic?!

Voice;

[jewpryde]

No! No, no. I think I'll just stick my head in this fountain and hope for the best.

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

No! Ah'm gonna come get you and drag you there!

Voice;

[jewpryde]

No you are not! That's so embarrassing!!

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

I am so! You just watch me, Kitty.

Voice;

[jewpryde]

YOU ARE NOT!

ACTION;

[ahhmahgawd]

[LOOK HE FOUND YOU!]

AH AM SO!

ACTION;

[jewpryde]

[AW MAN.]

Hi, Sam.

ACTION;

[ahhmahgawd]

[RUSHES AT!]

You're comin' with me, girl.

Re: ACTION;

[jewpryde]

[FOR A BIG GUY, SAM MOVES PRETTY FAST.]

I don't want to!