Jul 05, 2010 00:26
[Starscream is sitting cross-legged on a roof... somewhere. He's dressed in red, white, and blue... ... which is pretty usual for him. Actually is he ever not dressed that way? Hmm. ]
[... of course in this case he seems to have a full body flameproof racing outfit? And a motorcycle helmet...? Wha?]
[He he also has what looks like the derpiest 4th of July toys ever. Some little... weird... fiber optic glowy stick thing. And a little noisemaker. not a vuvuzela even I think it's funny the joke is probably old now]
[wait is that the Capitol in the background?]
[How the heck did he get to DC so fast? And where IS he sitting? ]
So, I'm not an American, and in the past I've had some... er... science-related memetic disorder issues.
But I must say. You Americans do know how to throw a party. And I approve of your colors.
[Bzzz! with noisemaker]
[and then there's the distinct POPPOPPOP of fireworks]
And that is my cue! Time to make this a tradition.
[picks up comm and turns it off]
[And tomorrow morning there are reports of some dumbass imPort buzzing the Washington Monument during the fireworks display. Apparently, he flew through the fireworks.]
[Happy 4th everyone]
† starscream | christopher astrum