Red .18 // [video] This always happens.
[The video feed clicks on to show Red Robin, in costume, holding up one of those Chinese throwing knives, but instead of a bit of coloured ribbon, the little hoop at the end of the grip has... a piece of twine threaded through it. Really.]
What kind of ninjas actually join a cult devoted to a giant ball of twine? I mean - seriously, they must have had some low self-esteem issues. I'm not even sure what their elaborate plans to take over the world in the name of twine would have involved. Sacrificial looms?
[Encrypted to Danny]
Told you so.
[And yeah, if anyone asks, "Alvin Draper" is still busy hiding somewhere like a nice, normal civilian should after twine ninjas attack.]
What kind of ninjas actually join a cult devoted to a giant ball of twine? I mean - seriously, they must have had some low self-esteem issues. I'm not even sure what their elaborate plans to take over the world in the name of twine would have involved. Sacrificial looms?
[Encrypted to Danny]
Told you so.
[And yeah, if anyone asks, "Alvin Draper" is still busy hiding somewhere like a nice, normal civilian should after twine ninjas attack.]