01, [video]
[There's a few seconds of fiddling with a camera before the Blue Beetle comes into view, looking very confused and a bit worse for wear. Busted goggles, slightly bloody and torn costume, all that fun stuff.]
Pardon the expression, but what the hell is this? ...That is not how I'm going to be introducing myself, incidentally. If you didn't know -- or couldn't figure it out, I'm the Blue Beetle. Yeah, the one who hangs out with Booster Gold. And I'm pretty damn sure I'm supposed to be in Switzerland with a bullet through my brain. At least, that's the last thing I remember, though I guess there could have been a boom tube or something while I was talking to Max; but I think I would have heard that. They're kind of hard to miss.
[He frowns for a minute, looking slightly distracted, then shakes his head.] Nah. There wouldn't have been. Only guy who paid any attention to me was passed out in the hospital.
[He pauses and studies his dogtags, then grins.] So as near as I can figure out, I'm in the City, there's a bunch of other heroes here, and it sounds a lot more exciting than being dead. Do I get a tour guide or a coupon book now? Because I'm starved.
Pardon the expression, but what the hell is this? ...That is not how I'm going to be introducing myself, incidentally. If you didn't know -- or couldn't figure it out, I'm the Blue Beetle. Yeah, the one who hangs out with Booster Gold. And I'm pretty damn sure I'm supposed to be in Switzerland with a bullet through my brain. At least, that's the last thing I remember, though I guess there could have been a boom tube or something while I was talking to Max; but I think I would have heard that. They're kind of hard to miss.
[He frowns for a minute, looking slightly distracted, then shakes his head.] Nah. There wouldn't have been. Only guy who paid any attention to me was passed out in the hospital.
[He pauses and studies his dogtags, then grins.] So as near as I can figure out, I'm in the City, there's a bunch of other heroes here, and it sounds a lot more exciting than being dead. Do I get a tour guide or a coupon book now? Because I'm starved.