4 ☠, VIDEO HAPPY MURDERPALOOZA

Jun 15, 2010 20:09

[The video opens up on five men and women of varying ages and races, but all of them are wearing bedazzled Dazzler shirts. They're tied up and duct tape is across their mouths. Behind them is Lois London AKA MORTIS!! She's leaning against the couch they're all squished on and smiling happily.]

Hello City.

I feel it's been ages since we last talked.

[She taps her fingers along the sofa.]

But did you all hear the news?

[DRAMATIC SIGH]

My big sister, you may know her as Dazzler, has decided to step down from her singing career for awhile. We're all just devastated, aren't we?

[She looks down at the fans, and ruffles one's hair. The poor man looks ready to jump out of his skin.]

Because I'm such a kind and loving little sister, I thought I would end some of her fans misery. They simply couldn't live without hearing Alison's voice any longer. So...why should they?

[Lois' hands glow dark and she touches each of the fans, effectively killing them.]

They were simply dying to see you, Ali.

[She waves and disconnects the feed.]

† lois london | aka mortis!!!

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