One nightmare [voice]

[guess_my_gender]

[So without the freaky echo...]

Is this some kind of joke? A hero? Meee? I wouldn't consider myself the heeero type. And if this iiiiis a joke? It's not funny. And you don't want to know what I did to the last group who pulled a practical joke on me. It ended poo-

Wha-

[and then there's a loud crashing noise and the feed cuts off, someone's not

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(Video)

[godisachild]

The Porter's kinda stupid and has blurry aim. It brings in anyone it can find and calls them a hero.

voice

[guess_my_gender]

Poooorter?

[godisachild]

The thing that brought you here. You heard the voice telling you you were going to be a hero? That's the Porter.

Also? What's wrong with your voice?

[guess_my_gender]

Whaaat are you talking about? My voice? It's aaaalways sounded like this.

[godisachild]

[Considering he's on video, it's visible when Pokey cringes. Not out of any kind of disgust, but fear. The unnaturalness of HIM's voice reminds him way too much of his previous boss. Unfortunately, it's also forcing out his tendency to continue speaking to him until told to shut up, and his voice begins to become more and more nervous as he continues.]

Oh. Well. I guess that's just my mistake then.

....Are you human?

[Well that was stupid, and it's obvious he wants to take the question back. Oh well. Too late now.]

[guess_my_gender]

Currently, I am~

[He's totally fine with the cringing, though it's got him curious.]

Are you?

[godisachild]

Yes.

[Stop it stupid, don't get angry, don't show you're scared. You have no idea what you're talking too.]

I mean, yeah. I'm human. Kinda-sorta. I think I'm still human.

What-what were you before?

[guess_my_gender]

You're the second person to ask me that.

Why, its a secret.

[godisachild]

Oh. Well. I like secrets but, uh, I guess I shouldn't try and pry, huh?

So...you're basically unable to get home, I guess you should probably know. It's impossible for now. Those tags you got'll...they'll give you a place to stay. Take them to a place called the MAC and they'll...they'll give you a place to stay.

[guess_my_gender]

No, you really shouldn't.

And who lives in the Emm-Eyyyy-Ceeee?

[godisachild]

[He nearly backs away at the sound of HIM's voice reaching its deepest pitch, and for a moment he looks outright horrified, though still holding the call out of force of habit and fear at what might happen if he shows disrespect.]

I-I dunno. A bunch of the people the Porter brings in live with there but I...but I couldn't give you a list or anything. I don't live there.

[guess_my_gender]

[oh yes he's totally honing in on your fear right about now]

What a shame. And I thought you could be more useful than that.

[godisachild]

[Ooooh, that hit a sore spot.]

I am more useful than that! I'm just not that useful on that particular topic, jerkface.

No one's good at everything. You have to look at people's individual strength's.