26th Fantasy // Voice

[more_surreal]

Hello? Hello, I need to talk to any and all lawyer guys and civil liberties advocates right now about something horrible being done to my fundamental human rights! I'm being oppressed! And repressed! My freedoms are being trampled! An unaccountable authority has inflicted grossly disproportionate cruel and unusual punishment upon me beyond all

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[prettymorlock]

He's still making you go?

voice;

[more_surreal]

Yes! He's completely deranged! Send help! Call the school board!

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[prettymorlock]

I don't think the school board would step in for this punishment.

voice;

[more_surreal]

CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD THEN! I don't care! Whatever works, just DO SOMETHING!

voice;

[prettymorlock]

Sorry, kid. I'm not about to stand in the way of your teacher's judgment call.

voice;

[more_surreal]

You can't just abandon me like this! C'mon, I'm staring into the abyss, here!

voice;

[prettymorlock]

Careful. I hear the abyss stares back!

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[more_surreal]

OH THAT'S SO HELPFUL!

...Hey, wait, I have an idea. You need a suit to go to prom, right?

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[prettymorlock]

They have those for kids.

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[more_surreal]

Yeah, well I don't have one and I'm not getting one. So there!

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[prettymorlock]

I'm sure you can wear a t-shirt and pants and no one would mind.

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[more_surreal]

Darn.

But they'd have to throw me out if I wasn't wearing anything, right?

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[prettymorlock]

No, I think that would just get Principal Summers to find you some clothes and give you an even greater punishment on top of it all.

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[more_surreal]

Gaaaaaaaah! Nothing works!