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[allhailrobotnik]

[Oh hey there, it's a newcomer...and he's in jail already! That would explain the annoyed look on his face.]

Not cool.

I'm guessing this is some kind of NICOLE wannabe thing that can connect to other ports or something. It's lame, by the way. So maybe, if there're any Freedom Fighters out there who somehow manage to recognize me, someone might

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[hittheroadjack]

Sonic!

What are you doing in jail?!

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[allhailrobotnik]

Eh--

[allhailrobotnik]

Someone who knows me? Who are you?

And I have no clue what I'm doing in jail!

[hittheroadjack]

Of course I know you, Sonic! You helped me out a few times and uh-- tried to kill me by accident.

That's not good!

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[namesnotzippy]

[Speaking at high speeds!]

What is NICOLE? The 'Porter is what brought us here, though I'm rather curious as to how you've just arrived and already found yourself incarcerated, because most imPorts have to do something against the law before being jailed but I suppose there's a first time for everything.

...Also, what exactly was that maneuver you were trying to perform? It doesn't seem to have worked for you.

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[allhailrobotnik]

I was doing a Sonic Spin. What did it look like?

And I have no darn clue what I'm doing here.

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[namesnotzippy]

What is a "Sonic Spin" then?

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[allhailrobotnik]

It's my patented attack. I use it to get out of jams.

Why do you care, anyhow? Aren't you on Lardbutt's side?

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[notsoloyal]

[But this 'Con is stalking this post. This guy's name is Sonic, seems new, and is somehow in jail. He's certainly wondering if he has any relation to Mecha Sonic.]