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Wait, hold on.
- What's happening and why isn't the combined efforts of John McClane and Jack Bauer taking down the terrorists in Los Angeles?
- Do celebrities still live in California? Are they evil in this universe? I want to know before I RVSP to Emilio Estevez's big summer bash.
- Why is Greyson Chance so adorable?
- By the way, I'm an official City police department detective now. I'd throw a party, but I'm afraid of it being overshadowed by the recent war going on.