Five photos on the wall [voice, backdated to like, 10pm]

[helokitynkevlar]

[Clips from lazytown are playing in the background while Mindy is talking. It's currently "Cooking by the book

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also permavoice

[killerjoke]

Try stabbing knives into other people's ears. Let me tell you, it's similar to your old hobby but soooooo much more fun.

[helokitynkevlar]

You could probably torture someone playing this song over and over again. At least if you stabbed someone in the ears they couldn't hear this stupid song.

[killerjoke]

Definitely stab in only one ear then, because it's painful and you still hear the song.

[helokitynkevlar]

[She laughs, just a little.]

That might work, too. Though they might try to focus on the pain so you'd have to play that song really loud.

[killerjoke]

Duct tape a headphone right into their ear.

[helokitynkevlar]

Well, that's a way of doing it.

[killerjoke]

Best way other than pound it in with a hammer.

[helokitynkevlar]

But then you'd break the headphones.

voice also

[filthyreality]

Ooh ooh! I do that!

with scalpels.

also a lik-em-aid stick once.

Re: voice also

[killerjoke]

I like your style.

[filthyreality]

keeping it interesting is the real challenge, you know.

though mostly I used that because it's all I had at the time. and I didn't get to finish my lik-em-aid, so I don't know if it was a worthy sacrifice or not

[killerjoke]

You need to do repeated trials.

[filthyreality]

I do! But I'm lacking in test subjects.

well I do have those mallrats... where did I leave them again....

[killerjoke]

Well I hope you're not waiting for volunteers.

[filthyreality]

No.... just worthy applicants.