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[strongest_tool]

Man, the "Daniel Skip" guy or whatever his name is is a big fat jerk! Callin' me an alien and sayin' all that crap about us...why do they even let guys like that have shows?! All he does is shoot his mouth off about stuff he doesn't even know! He didn't even know anything about the Porter, and he was talkin' all sorta of crap about ImPorts

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[hackeralastair]

*guess who doesn't listen to the radio at all, let alone talk? THIS GUY*

Who?

[strongest_tool]

This guy who was on the radio talkin' about imPorts.

[hackeralastair]

Kiddo, I don't listen to the radio. Especially not talk radio. CDs and internet streaming music, man, that's all I need.

Anyway. Don't listen to that crap, it'll rot your brain.

[strongest_tool]

Well I dunno, I don't think all of it's bad.

[hackeralastair]

...this is what you get from living with Edgeworth. You totally need a big brother to introduce you to some good entertainment.

[bluffing_ruffle]

Wh--!

I would never encourage anyone to listen to that madman!

[hackeralastair]

*DAHAHAHA oh hi Edgeworth...*

Talk radio in general, though?

[bluffing_ruffle]

Only for specific programs, and none of them regarding anything other than actual fact!

If I wanted sensationalism I would purchase a copy of The City Snoop.

[hackeralastair]

Say the word and I can have a fine selection of world music uploaded to his comm, or in a handy virus-free CD form. You know, teach him about other cultures and languages and stuff? I have tons of European techno and maybe a little Indian pop on my laptop already...

[bluffing_ruffle]

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And which word would that be?

[hackeralastair]

It's a figure of speech, man.

Seriously - German, Scandinavian, Romanian, Albanian, you name it. I've even got some pop music from my own homeland. I can understand all the lyrics even if the munchkin can't, so I can vouch that they're not all about sex.

[bluffing_ruffle]

[Annoyed. That went over like a lead balloon.]

I'm well aware, thank you.

Very well. You have my permission.

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As long as none of them are about it. I'll have no carefully diced semantics for which I was not myself responsible in this house.

[hackeralastair]

Fine, fine. I'll make sure to send him only the cleanest stuff I've got. Shouldn't be hard.

[strongest_tool]

....what're you uploadin' to my comm now?

[hackeralastair]

Music. Nothing bad, I promise! It's just music from other countries.

[strongest_tool]

Really?

I was listening to Talk Radio 'cause I thought it was the kinda thing you did, though.