[ white communicator; voice ]

[simplyteasing]

Yanno, I've been wonderin' this for awhile, an today seems like th' best day to ask.

Which came first, th' chicken or th' egg?

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[ascending_angel]

I say chicken. Not that I have some intense explanation like that person up there does, but it sounds right. At least to me.

[simplyteasing]

Heh, intense. I like that. Seems th' right way to describe it.

If there's a chicken, though, ain't there gonna be an egg to birth it?

[ascending_angel]

Well it could be a mutant chicken.

[simplyteasing]

Mu-what?

[ascending_angel]

Mutant: an evolved form of a species that allows for it to be genetically superior to a normal chicken.

[simplyteasing]

...What.

[ascending_angel]

Exactly what I said.

[simplyteasing]

Except for the part where you didn't say anything.

[ascending_angel]

No, you didn't listen. There's a difference.

[simplyteasing]

Tch, I did listen, boyo; you just ain't said anything that makes sense!

[ascending_angel]

I thought it was pretty clear.

Regular chicken isn't as advanced as mutant chicken and therefore still may need egg to be born.

[simplyteasing]

Th' hell's a mutant different than a normal thing?

[ascending_angel]

Wow. Okay. I don't even think I want to waste my breath explaining again. Christ.

[simplyteasing]

Some help.