mystery solved; [voice]

[negative5iq]

Okays, okays, okays. I figured it out! I know who was responsible, ands it wasn't the bee people. Mmhmm. Bee people don't do that kinda thing, you know. They abduct you, and tickle you...And then stuff you in honey.

I figured it out, just like Santa would!

It was--

[There's a sound of a TV in the background: "And now back to our feature

Comments

[helokitynkevlar]

Bee people?

[negative5iq]

Yeahyeahyeah, the bee people are the ones that attacked. Duh.

[helokitynkevlar]

You mean DC? Or in your childhood crack fantasies?

[negative5iq]

Eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yes.

Uhhhh, maybe?

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[wolfuntamed]

but omg Corny your icon /worships

[filthyreality]

Is Santa really that good of a detective?

[negative5iq]

Santa's an amazing detective! No one's better than he is.

[filthyreality]

Must be those elves.

[negative5iq]

Yeah, vampire elves, they're tricky.

[godisachild]

Genius.

...Which monster movie?

[negative5iq]

Duhehehehehehehehhehehehhehehehheheheh, thank you!

Ehhhhhhh, that one with the giant gorilla.

[godisachild]

(grits his teeth at the laughter)

....King Kong?

[negative5iq]

Nononono. No.

He's a different gorilla.