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[superxgrlfriend]

I nearly didn't make this post, as it's likely an invitation for Deadpool to erect, dance upon and then desecrate a multicolored headstone bearing a dirty limerick, but Jamie Madrox, that insufferable ingrate, has ported out. One minute he was next to me, and the next, only his communicator remained. I may or may not have then destroyed it

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[wadewilson]

Honestly, Hydrox the Multiple Mutt ain't worth dancing over.

I'm much more interested in how close together you used the words 'Deadpool' and 'erect' in that sentence.

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[superxgrlfriend]

Don't start with me, Wilson.

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[wadewilson]

Ah, and you're angry, too? Now's the perfect time to get drunk and have regrettable revenge sex against the memory of a guy you were mad that you were sweet on.

I'll get the Schlitz.

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[superxgrlfriend]

I would never be that angry or drunk.

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[wadewilson]

OR being the operative word there. AND makes things exponentially more interesante, por favor.

Would you prefer PBR?

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[superxgrlfriend]

I would prefer to violently shut you up forever.

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[wadewilson]

I'll bring the whips and gags.

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[superxgrlfriend]

Tempting, but no.

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[wadewilson]

Angry, drunk AND tempted.

You'll think about it later.

Think about liking it. For shiggles.

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[superxgrlfriend]

Angry, drunk and uninterested, forever and always.

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[wadewilson]

I'll also bring two boxes of wine and some Tom Jones albums.