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[ The video feed flickers on after having been jostled some during the fall. The image just shows static at first, but eventually focuses on Kyle's ear. He grunts, and turns his head, now facing the camera as he squeezes his eyes shut, unaware that the communicator has been turned on] Ugh! Guy, you're crushing my hand!
[A low groan comes from behind the camera.] Suck it up princess. Why the hell didja try to catch me instead of ringin' up a mattress or something?
[Kyle turns again to face upward this time as he squirms and tries to push Guy off of him, making a lot of struggle-noises, and sits up as he does, off-screen. The view is now of grass, and a sidewalk off in the distance, which was illuminated by a street lights.] Oof. Mattress or no mattress, you really need to lay off the pork rinds, Guy. [And he laughs, because despite being squished by Guy seconds ago, he really is happy to see him again. But the laughter becomes more of a nervous 'eheh...' very quickly, and dies down completely shortly after. His tone is unreadable.] Can I ask a question?
[Guy is still mostly out of the picture, but the grass rustles as he moves to stand up.] Whatever, man. This is all muscle. You need to start lifting more weights, twiggy. [There's a smile in his voice, but you probably won't notice that on a first viewing, since your attention will be distracted by the fact that Guy's moved into the picture and he's not wearing any pants. Man has a great behind, though.]
[Cue Kyle's gagging sounds as he quickly constructs a pair of shorts for Guy to wear with his mind. He kind of flails as he goes to step in front of him, gesturing wildly to the sky and to him with his hands as he has a mini freak-out.] Whatever, I'll just ask anyway!! Why did you fall from the sky NAKED?! You could have landed on my face with your ---
[Guy is snickering even though his face is still away from the camera.] You're such a girl, Rayner. And if you got my junk in your face, it'd be your own damn fault for trying to catch me with it. [He turns just a little and, in profile, the frown on his face is now visible.] Dunno about the powers, though. Guess the switch from home to here kicked something a little. It feels different.
[Don't mind Kyle as he just stands off to the side of Guy, seemingly dusting his hands off on his shirt and pants, but he's actually trying to wipe away Guy's naked germs.] Okay, next time you fall naked from the sky, I'll try not to stare stupidly with my mouth agape for too long. Or maybe I could just run out of the way... [He looks up at Guy, concern etched on his face.] What do you mean?
Yep, sounds like a plan. [Guy turns more to punch Kyle in the shoulder and notices the blinkity recording light out the corner of his eye.] Hey, is that supposed to be on?
[Kyle was just about to reel from the punch, too. He looks over Guy's shoulder, squinting.] What?
[A low groan comes from behind the camera.] Suck it up princess. Why the hell didja try to catch me instead of ringin' up a mattress or something?
[Kyle turns again to face upward this time as he squirms and tries to push Guy off of him, making a lot of struggle-noises, and sits up as he does, off-screen. The view is now of grass, and a sidewalk off in the distance, which was illuminated by a street lights.] Oof. Mattress or no mattress, you really need to lay off the pork rinds, Guy. [And he laughs, because despite being squished by Guy seconds ago, he really is happy to see him again. But the laughter becomes more of a nervous 'eheh...' very quickly, and dies down completely shortly after. His tone is unreadable.] Can I ask a question?
[Guy is still mostly out of the picture, but the grass rustles as he moves to stand up.] Whatever, man. This is all muscle. You need to start lifting more weights, twiggy. [There's a smile in his voice, but you probably won't notice that on a first viewing, since your attention will be distracted by the fact that Guy's moved into the picture and he's not wearing any pants. Man has a great behind, though.]
[Cue Kyle's gagging sounds as he quickly constructs a pair of shorts for Guy to wear with his mind. He kind of flails as he goes to step in front of him, gesturing wildly to the sky and to him with his hands as he has a mini freak-out.] Whatever, I'll just ask anyway!! Why did you fall from the sky NAKED?! You could have landed on my face with your ---
[Guy is snickering even though his face is still away from the camera.] You're such a girl, Rayner. And if you got my junk in your face, it'd be your own damn fault for trying to catch me with it. [He turns just a little and, in profile, the frown on his face is now visible.] Dunno about the powers, though. Guess the switch from home to here kicked something a little. It feels different.
[Don't mind Kyle as he just stands off to the side of Guy, seemingly dusting his hands off on his shirt and pants, but he's actually trying to wipe away Guy's naked germs.] Okay, next time you fall naked from the sky, I'll try not to stare stupidly with my mouth agape for too long. Or maybe I could just run out of the way... [He looks up at Guy, concern etched on his face.] What do you mean?
Yep, sounds like a plan. [Guy turns more to punch Kyle in the shoulder and notices the blinkity recording light out the corner of his eye.] Hey, is that supposed to be on?
[Kyle was just about to reel from the punch, too. He looks over Guy's shoulder, squinting.] What?