006. Voice. BACKDATED to early this morning

[prettymorlock]

I hate this city.

You try to do something nice like take in a poor cat off the street and WHAT HAPPENS? You feed it and let it sleep on your bed and then when you wake up instead of the cute cat THERE IS A NAKED MAN LAYING AT THE FOOT OF YOUR BED.

What am I even supposed to do with this?!

[pause]I'm just going to stay in my closet until I wake

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[ahhmahgawd]

[ahhmahgawd]

[ahhmahgawd]

[ahhmahgawd]

Voice; done

[ahhmahgawd]

What.

Voice;

[prettymorlock]

EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

Is he still in there?!?!

Voice;

[prettymorlock]

DO YOU WANT ME TO CHECK?!

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

NO!

Ah mean yes.

AH DUNNO!

Voice;

[prettymorlock]

YOU ARE NOT BEING ANY HELP.

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

WELL, GOOD LORD SALLY THIS STUFF HAPPENS WAY TOO OFTEN!

Voice;

[prettymorlock]

That's not comforting at all, Sam.

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

Did he attack you or anythin'?

Voice;

[prettymorlock]

Nuh uh. He was sleeping and I woke up and screamed and ran into the closet.

Um. Can you please bring a pair of pants I can give him to wear? Because he's desecrating my tiger-print pants now.

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

What?!

[Not grumbling. Not grumbling. Not grumbling. What a jerk.]

Alright. Hang tight.

Voice;

[prettymorlock]

Thank you. I'm staying in the closet until you get here.