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[antiduality]

So some bitch dies an' everyone cries about it, then she's outta the ground again. Dumbass sentimental suckers, heheh! Oh no, can't go a single day without our superhero friends!

[HORRIBLE LAUGHTER]

Didn't anyone ever teach ya not to rely on anyone but yerself?

[Cracking sound, then... crunching sound. Like he's eating bones, or something

Comments

[elecdouble]

What kind of joints did you cash?

[antiduality]

All kinds, darlin', everywhere from New Jersey ta Atlanta ta Seattle!

[elecdouble]

Didn't you sleep?

[antiduality]

Why wouldn't I?

[elecdouble]

But that's a lot of places to hit! How long have you been at this anyway?

[antiduality]

MMMMMmmmmmmmm almost a month! It was a damn fine vacation!

[elecdouble]

That's it? A month!? No wonder you're like a legend or whatever.

[antiduality]

A legend, huh?

[OH HE LIKES THE SOUND OF FLATTERY]

Hey, who're you anyway?

[elecdouble]

[ She thinks all the old spidey villains are like role-models or something ]

I'm Aftershock.

[antiduality]

Right, right. Whattaya want, a present?

[elecdouble]

That would be so cool.

[antiduality]

I bet you like diamonds an' shit, huh?

[elecdouble]

Well, duh.

[antiduality]

I was gonna set 'em all on fire an' watch 'em melt, but hey, guess I could hand 'em over to a loyal fan!

[elecdouble]

Really? You'd do that?

[antiduality]

Why the hell not! Ya made me all generous-like!