[ video; purple is Remy, blue is Warren. ]

[52cardstud]

[ As the video feed cuts in, we see a rather startling image of an obsidian skinned man with red eyes staring into the camera. After a few moments, the camera view pans back, showing us the rest of the man's face the long white hair that frames it. There's more staring. ]

Didn't think I'd ever find myself in this place again.

[ For the initiated, the

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[prettymorlock]

Warren?

[pause]

I think you're definitely not seventeen anymore.

[ascending_angel]

I definitely haven't seventeen for about three years now.

[LOL lies, but three sounds better than eleven.]

[prettymorlock]

I see you still have your humor.

You're from even further in the future now, aren't you?

[ascending_angel]

Than before? Yeah, but only about two months. Yet I hear about a week and a half has gone by here?

[prettymorlock]

It was a really weird week and a half but it was probably worse where you are since the future never seems to be all that bright.

But you remember being here and everything?

[ascending_angel]

No, it wasn't all that great. But, yeah, I remember being here, just like last time.

she is so behind the times ><

[prettymorlock]

And you're metallic now?

in warren's case almost everyone is SO HE CAN FORGIVE

[ascending_angel]

When I want to be. I was in the middle of a massive zombie fight on Genosha, so it was necessary.

[prettymorlock]

This is a new thing, right? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you couldn't do that back when we were all X-Factor and I really wasn't that self-absorbed so I think I'd remember if you could...

Wait. What? Zombie fight? There are really zombies?!

[ascending_angel]

No, not really. I've been able to do it for about a year now. There was an accident.

[LEAVES THAT POINT RIGHT WHERE IT IS TYVM]

Over 16 million zombies.

[prettymorlock]

You were fighting that many zombies?!

[ascending_angel]

I was. And it shows.

[HE'S COVERED IN GUTS.]

[prettymorlock]

God the future sucks.

These aren't the kind of zombies that can bite you and turn you into a zombie, right? And you should seriously take a shower.

[ascending_angel]

No, they aren't.

[Skids, he's not telling you what they are, sorry. That's the last thing you need to know.]

Just be glad that they aren't here and that you're not the one that smells like corpse, Sal.

[prettymorlock]

[She is making a mental note to just stop asking about this future nonsense. She really doesn't want to know anymore.]

And you're alive, so that's an added bonus, Warren.

[ascending_angel]

[Somehow saying HEY DEAD RUSTY TRIED TO KILL US! Just doesn't have a pleasant ring to it D:]

I guess we just better hope that sticks, huh?