•01 [VIDEO]

[morespeed]

[The video opens with a close-up of Jean-Paul's beautiful, smiling face, with the wind whipping his hair about in a suitably dramatic fashion. He speaks with a slight Quebecois accent]

Hello! It appears this is my new blog. I'm not quite sure why, the computer with the unsettling voice was very reticent, but it did give me this rather fancy camera

Comments

voice.

[spadassin]

They will not. Your financial support does not exist in this world.

voice.

[morespeed]

Maudit. I gather that I'm supposed to continue with my "hero" career here, but that has never been a well-paid job.

voice. sees that french, and replies in kind!

[spadassin]

You seem rather preoccupied with money.

voice. more quebecois french!

[morespeed]

I prefer living in the style to which I have become accustomed. Having to slum it with the plebs isn't my idea of fun.

voice. yay french!

[spadassin]

You consider having to get a job "slumming?"

voice. vive la quebec!

[morespeed]

Unless I can get an executive-level position with a Fortune 500 company with no need for references or verifiable previous experience, then yes. I will be slumming.

voice.

[spadassin]

I see. Well, I do hope you find an appropriate place to slum.

voice.

[morespeed]

I sense a lack of empathy. Would that be correct? I'm very sensitive to these things.

voice.

[spadassin]

You might. It seems to be a part of the human cycle to work, even for those with monetary means.

voice.

[morespeed]

Can I use my non-human genetics to skip this whole process?

voice.

[spadassin]

You are a mutant, then?

Re: voice.

[morespeed]

And French-Canadian.

voice.

[spadassin]

From the dialect, I guessed as much.

You all still smell mostly like humans, to me.